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[赛后贴] 今日NBA西部季后赛次轮，森林狼客场106-99战胜掘金，大比分1-0领先。

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森林狼（1-0）：爱德华兹43分7板3助，康利14分4板10助，唐斯20分4板3助，戈贝尔6分13板3助3帽，里德16分4板3助，沃克5分，李凯尔2分2板

掘金（0-1）：约基奇32分8板9助3断，波特20分6板3断，穆雷17分4助，波普6分2板3助，戈登9分3板6助，布劳恩7分2板，雷吉5分3板，霍勒迪3分5板

[–]MagicTheAerial [score hidden] 26 minutes ago

I know we shouldn’t be surprised given why they just did to Phoenix but man did this feel like a statement game from Minnesota.

Open up this series with a big time win vs a Denver team that has looked unstoppable the last two years.

This is going to be a ridiculously fun series.

魔术球迷：太阳被蹂躏致死尸身还未凉透，今次看森林狼战胜掘金，也就没什么好奇怪的了~~不过老天，森林狼真是给了掘金一个狠狠的下马威啊！！最近两年，掘金以常胜之师的姿态纵横联盟！面对如此强敌，森林狼却以一场酣畅淋漓的完胜拉开了这个系列赛的序幕！！这轮系列赛相当有看头了！！！

[–]GrizzliesLacabloodclot9 [score hidden] 24 minutes ago

I honestly don’t think Phoenix are even that bad, Minnesota are just this good

灰熊球迷：我个人认为，太阳并没有弱到任人蹂躏的地步！只不过是倒霉遇到了强者之师森林狼！！

[–]CelticsI_Set_3_Alarms [score hidden] 19 minutes ago

Timberwolves sweeping the Nuggets would safe the Sun’s season

凯尔特人球迷：要是森林狼这轮把掘金也给横扫了的话，可以拯救太阳队！！

注：首轮，森林狼4-0横扫太阳晋级。

[–]NBAReikakou [score hidden] 7 minutes ago

Man, would love to see that just to remove that smug grin from Malone's condescending face.

球迷：靠北！横扫掘金这个主意好！我就想看马龙那张自以为是的脸上，那洋洋得意的表情慢慢消失！！

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium [score hidden] 30 minutes ago*

Gobert is an unbelievable defender. He completely took away the Jokic-Gordon action.

勇士球迷：戈贝尔的防守真的强啊！！他彻底切断了约基奇和戈登的连线！！

新闻链接>>>>>>DPOY+球盲鉴定器！戈贝尔6+13+3+3帽 防出约老师效率最低一战

[–]PelicansSlevz_ [score hidden] 29 minutes ago

Jokic had 7 turnovers and shot 44%. That's a massive win

鹈鹕球迷：约基奇被限制出现了7次失误，投篮命中率只有44%！森林狼这场比赛赢了个结结实实！！

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd [score hidden] 27 minutes ago

Been a while since we had a really bad Joker game. I know he had 32 but man that was an ugly 32

公牛球迷：已经很久没看到约基奇打得烂的比赛了！！虽然他也得了32分，但是这32分拿得是相当辛苦…

[–]SpursThe_Dumblebee [score hidden] 25 minutes ago

He had to work for that 32

马刺球迷：没错！拿这32分，他出了一身汗…

[–]TimberwolvesAfroKuro480 [score hidden] 30 minutes ago

I've never seen Joker this tired before lol

森林狼球迷：我也从没见约基奇有这么累过，哈哈哈！！

[–]LakersGobiYumaMojave [score hidden] 30 minutes ago

that trade looking better by the minute

湖人球迷：森林狼当年得到戈贝尔的那笔交易，随着时间的推移，越看越值了啊！！

[–]AttilaTheDung [score hidden] 29 minutes ago

Aging like fine wine

球迷：没错~就像是陈酿的美酒一般~~~

[–]LakersCOTEReader [score hidden] 34 minutes ago

I can’t believe I thought experience would be an issue for the wolves. Ant is different

湖人球迷：我本来还对森林狼不抱希望呢，以为他们会遇到季后赛经验欠缺的问题！！华子这小子绝非凡胎啊！！

[–]Warriorstrident001 [score hidden] 35 minutes ago

ive seen enough, drake isnt the only one hiding a kid

勇士球迷：都散了都散了，证据确凿了！！当年华语乐坛永远的神也曾老实交代自己有个孩子！！篮球之神，事到如今你也没什么好害臊的！！！

[–]TimberwolvesElectricalMud2850 [score hidden] 31 minutes ago

Mike, let that boy come home.

森林狼球迷：丹子啊！快点让华子认祖归宗吧！！

[–]CelticsB4nn4b0y [score hidden] 34 minutes ago

That double crossover mid range jumper over KCP in the 4th was Jordan-esque

凯尔特人球迷：第四节那记面对波普的双变向中距离跳投，就是乔丹的招式啊！！

注：这位球迷可能记跑偏，爱德华兹这记投篮面对的是戈登的防守。

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryQuality_Cucumber [score hidden] 38 minutes ago

Is this the Anthony Edwards Era?

勇士球迷：联盟现在进入华子时代了吗？

新闻链接>>>>>>美媒对比：安东尼-爱德华兹➡4K时代乔丹

[–]Silentrift24 [score hidden] 31 minutes ago

Bro actually might be Jordan's kid, get him DNA tested holy shit

球迷：这小子可能真是乔丹的儿子，赶紧拉他去做个亲子鉴定啊，卧槽！！

[–]LakersJayveesac [score hidden] 32 minutes ago

The Nuggets are still prone to the offensive lulls that they experienced in the first round.

The difference is that Minnesota has more talent and size to withstand their comebacks.

湖人球迷：和首轮一样，掘金的进攻还是慢热！不过和首轮不同的是，森林狼有天赋有身材，可以抵挡住掘金的反扑！！

[–]Lakersonlymostlydeadd [score hidden] 23 minutes ago

better coaching too, ham would've let those runs go longer.

湖人球迷：而且森林狼教练组的执教水平也更高，这要是换成哈姆，掘金反扑都杀到家门口了，还反应不过来！！

[–]TimberwolvesSp_Gamer_Live [score hidden] 38 minutes ago

IMAGINE HAVING A COACH WITH 2 KNEES

森林狼球迷：咱家芬奇教练，还让了掘金一双腿呢！！！要是他下肢健全那还得了！？

新闻链接>>>>>>肃然起敬！森林狼主帅芬奇今日拄拐进场 坚持征战客场

[–]Timberwolvesjonn_jonzz [score hidden] 24 minutes ago

I heard he has 3 legs tho.

森林狼球迷：不过听坊间传言，芬奇总共有3条腿~~

[–]PoundIIllIlllI [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

I heard that motherfucker has like, 30 goddamn dicks

球迷：不止！我听说这鸟人他娘的有30根大弟渴！！！

[–]Mahatma_Gone_D [score hidden] 39 minutes ago

and fuck ‘em refs

球迷：还有件事别忘了！法克裁判！！

[–]TimberwolvesAfroKuro480 [score hidden] 37 minutes ago

That tech was the biggest bs ever

森林狼球迷：那个技术犯规是坨史上最臭的狗屎！！

新闻链接>>>>>>值得商榷哇！爱德华兹强吃 随后看着雷吉 裁判吹华子技犯！

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 [score hidden] 35 minutes ago

staring….disgusting display

double finger guns….carry on

公牛球迷：华子瞪眼！裁判：哔哔哔…技犯！眼神过于恶毒！！

莫雷双枪！裁判：没事…继续~~

[–]LakersChrisIsDaBomb17 [score hidden] 39 minutes ago

Hmmm, so the key to beating the Nuggets is having a generational star, a 4x DPOY, & Naz Reid. I’ll text Pelinka rn

湖人球迷：嗯…原来如此…要击败掘金，需要三样东西：1. 一位划时代的球星；2. 一位4届最佳防守球员得主；3. 里德。我现在就给佩林卡发个信息让他知悉下~~

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